lizalism:

so i was just in sunoco purchasing munchies and some girl behind me was in line behind me and she looked really young so i was like “why are u out so late isn’t it past ur curfew?” and she was like “girl i’m grown but it’s okay i get that a lot” and she just flipped her braid back and i was like i’m so sorry if i was rude and blabbered a lot cuz i felt bad and kinda rushed out of the store

bossplant:

when u high as shit…..i forgot

bossplant:

we live in a world eternally ruled by today so worrying about things like “yesterday” or “tomorrow” is essentially pointless

bossplant:

i literally have conversations w inanimate objects like my computer charger just tangled and i was like “that’s annoying as shit don’t do that okay” and i untangled it and it’s almost like it listened u know

bossplant:

i don’t understand why anyone thinks it’s smart to lace their drugs with other drugs like thanks shit’s expensive

bossplant:

i hate when people say shit like “eat sleep rave repeat” like no ur missing a lot of vital daily functions like drinking, breathing, blood flowing, nose blowing, urinating, excreting, masturbating, etc

bossplant:

so i just had a missed call from my weed guy and i called him back and he picked up and was all “hello” and i’m like “hey what’s up” he’s like”…uh nothing much you” and i was like “didn’t u just call” and he’s like “oh i must have hit the call button on accident” then i’m like “oh my bad” and started laughing and kinda hung up and now that i think about it i kinda wish it was normal for people to just call each other like that like u know

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